EVERYDAY EVENTS

(the picture has nothing to do with the story!)

This might be a bit gross. I’m going back and forth with being sick. Yesterday I was at a prayer retreat with the pastors I’m working with in the area. There was 12 of us staying in a 4 bedroom 2 bath house…it was nice. anyways, my anal sphincter was ready to blow after eating something not right when I discovered the water was turned off. Not cool. I was about to make a big nasty mess and there was no way to flush. To make matters worse, others were experiencing the same symptoms. (all kinds of nasty) I waited and clenched as long as possible before scrambling to the bathroom, what a nightmare. As I was about to “release” when I heard the most glorious sound in the world…running water! It came on just at the right time without a second to spare. All was fluid after that.
To continue the gross factor: Isaiah woke us up early today caked with dried vomit. Cool. Then later Miya woke up and puked in my shoe and on the floor…all I heard was this splattering sound near the stairs. Then Ezra woke up so I went into the boys room to find him smeared in poop, his bed is covered and the smell of vomit and poop mixing to degrees that should be illegal. We had not yet cleaned up Isaiah’s puke so Ezra could sleep more so there it was a small cow patty looking pile of last nights dinner. I of course got sick twice this morning too. I wanted to bleach the whole house. All this action before 8am.